23.5.05

Mystery Solved!

My friend Keith has saved us all alot of time and effort by providing this quick and simple syllogism to prove that there is baseball in heaven.

There are no tears in heaven (Rev. 21).
There is no crying in baseball.
Therefore, there is baseball in heaven.

Thanks for wrapping this up for us, Keith. You are a true scholar.

2 comments:

Charity said...

All that money for seminary finally paid off!

p90me said...

With a tear in my eye, head hung, but slightly nodding, and a lump in the throat, "It wasn't in vain...it wasn't in vain."