Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

Check it out! Tomorrow evening my friend Jason and I will be attneding a LIVE taping of the Trinity Broadcasting Network's Praise the Lord television program. As my dear wife can attest, I am a huge fan of televangelist programming. I find it irresistible in the same way one finds it difficult to resist staring at a car crash or big time wrestling. And best of all, guess who is in the hiz-ouse tomorrow... that's right all you funky presbyterians. The honorable reverend M.C. Hammer! You gots to pray just to make it today. Also, George Barna will be there as well. Quite surreal. Somebody wake me up! I must be dreaming. We gonna Turn this Mutha out!