If it weren't for her, who would...

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Originally uploaded by Greg Blosser.

give me kisses?
bake the cookies?
make little greggies?
tell me when I'm being an ass?
forgive me for being an ass?
wear the dresses?
wear the army boots?
let me pretend to wear the pants?
wear the nose ring?
make me feel like superman?
be my kryptonite?
tell me good night?
elbow me when I snore?
shake me awake when I yell in my sleep?
complain about all my socks under the covers?
pretend not to laugh at my jokes?
balance the check book?
tell me when it's time to retire a favorite shirt?
listen to my stories?
support my decisions?
show me mercy?
be patient?
alphabetize teh cd's?
point out my misspellings?
draw attention to my odor production?
shave the back of my head?
insist that I trim my eyebrows?
teach my sons to listen?
to learn?
to laugh?
to love?
use the pink shaving cream in the shower?
smell like sugar cookies?
bat eyelashes?
floss... like ten times a day?
learn my favorite beer?
bring home my favorite beer?
remind me to bring home the tupperware?
order a bean burritto w/ sour cream, no onion?
return the library books?
let me replay the same guitar solo 10x in a row on the car stereo?
listen to me rant about the latest wilco album?
wait with me in the freezing cold for an over the rhine concert?
wait with me in the sizzling heat for an over the rhine concert?
tell me from the other room to come to bed when it's late and I'm typing on the computer?
Coming, honey.
Good night.