An Open Letter to Larry Mullen, Jr

Dear Larry, 

In the photo on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone magazine, I noticed something unusual about Bono's face.  It appears as though he is either wearing eye makeup or someone punched him in the face.  

Michael Stipe already has the "aging rock star front man wearing eye make up" category pretty well covered and it seems to me that we really don't need more than one of those guys. 

Anyway, I know there are lots of people who would like to punch Bono in the face, so maybe that's what happened.  I don't know, but if somebody could fill us in concerning what's going on with that general region of Bono's head, we'd appreciate it.  

And if it turns out that Bono is wearing eye makeup, maybe you could just go ahead and punch him in the face. Thanks so much.