Tonight we went out to eat for Jason's birthday in Silver Lake and as we are driving down the street, Dara (Jason's wife) says, "Check out that guy. The one with the afro. He's totally walking like (and then she starts singing Staying Alive, Bee Gees style)". And she was right! This totally hip, dude with a big afro is walking down the side walk all by himself and the guy has got the mojo working. He is exuding confidence and coolness. He's clearly got his own private soundtrack in his head to which he is grooving. Then as our car slowly passes we turn to see the gentleman's face. And who is it? That's right. Lenny Kravitz.
The greatest thing about it is that even when he is by himself and just like, walking to the 7-11 for a big gulp or whatever, he exudes funk! His whole ethos shouted "That's Right. I'm Lenny Freakin' Kravitz". I have no doubt that after five days of crossing the Sahara on foot without water, the funk in Lenny's walk would be equally as pronounced. And under his breath he'd be muttering "Sahara deseret. Gimme a break. Sahara desert. Sahara? This ain't no Sahara. I'll tell you what it is. This is Lenny Kravit's desert. I'll tell you that right now. you think this is hot? This ain't hot. My one piece silverbell bottom jump suit is hot... Man, you don't know what hot is... do you realize who I am? I am Lenny Freakin' Kravitz, I'll tell you that right now...That's right. Lenny Kravitz..."
*Also, I was equally as excited to see the big red white and blue wall mural pictured on the cover of Elliott Smith's Figure 8 album. That was cool, too.
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are you counting your personal star sightings or the fam's? Charity saw Jason Alexander last fall in NYC. he's got to rank in your book of top stars to sight..
i can't believe you are a preacher
Hey, anonymous, that's exactly what my mother always said to me!
It's not my fault. I married a preacher's wife.
Are you sure it wasn't just the "rubber band man" guy from the Staples commercials?
Actually FP, I don't believe you. I found this photo today on MSNBC.com that contradicts your story.
http://static.flickr.com/45/134803689_90d44442fd_o.jpg
You and the misses got some splainin' to do.
We saw Lenny on the 21st. This photo is dated the 19th.
Maybe I read entire too much into your "big afro" description.
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