Dear readers,
I regret to inform you that this blog must once again undergo a change in nomenclature.
As the photo at the right clearly indicates, Mr. Hasselhoff's love for puppies is neither innocent, nor masculine. In fact, the image is evidence of very disturbing developments for admirers of both Hasselhoff and k-9s.
This discovery comes as an especially hard blow for those of us who've come to follow Hasselhoff so devoutly over the last few days, through the operation of this online publication. I am sure you share in the grief, shock and general feelings of ickiness, we here at the FP are experiencing.
Please don't allow this to shake your faith in mankind.
Now I'm gonna go take a shower. With bleach. And steel wool.
4 comments:
OK, no more reading The Blog Formerly Known as Funky Presbyterian while at the office.
Now to wash my retinas . . .
Oh no!
I got one for you...
how about you devote it to the current presidential administration and call it "Dubya Loves Dick"?
I mean, just a thought.
*high-five for JDR*
:bow:
I seriously feel like going home and washing my Shar-Pei with a mixture of Mineral Oil and Alcohol.
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