Here's my New Year's resolutions:
1. I resolve to lose fifteen pounds between January 1st and April 1st and then slowly gain it all back plus a couple extra between April 2nd and December 31st.
2. I resolve to read the first 30% of the Brothers Karamozov, again.
3. I resolve to play phone tag with the three or four old friends I've lost touch with, before just forgetting about them again for another five or six years.
4. I resolve to continue in my steadfast commitment to procrastination.
5. If my cell phone and ATM card ever turn up, I resolve to lose them again about every three weeks or so.
6. I resolve to lose more hair.
7. I resolve to intend to be faithful to my one year reading plan for the whole Bible.
8. I resolve to get restless somewhere in the middle of the book of Numbers and then just read whatever Biblical books I feel like reading for the rest of the year and promise that I'll really stick with it in 2007.
9. I resolve to drink more coffee.
10. I resolve to spend just as much money on music downloads as I did last year and rationalize it by telling myself "hey, at least you're not stealing it off of Kazaa or whatever".
11. I resolve to continue feeling guilty for not painting more frequently.
12. I resolve to keep my morning prayer time sporadic, scatter-brained and unfocused.
1 comment:
Resolutions you can keep--good plan.
I resolved years ago to not make New Years resolutions, and I have kept it ever since.
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