14.7.05

Top 3 Worst Rock Acts Ever?

So who is it? If you had to choose the top three worst rock acts ever, who would it be? They must not be so obscure that none of us have ever heard of them. That still leaves the field wide open, as most of popular music should certainly qualify for somebody's list. Some of you will also ask "What about rap? Country? R & B?" OK. Whatever. This isn't really rocket science people. If they suck, they qualify. It's your list.

4 comments:

Greg said...

I'll go first.

3. Edwin McCain
"Ahhl-beee, yo cryin' shouldah- ah..." Really, Edwin? Will you be my vomit bag, too? Cause every time I hear that song I wanna ralph.

2. The Verve Pipe
"For the life of me! I cannot remember what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise..." Oh yeah? Well for the life of me I wish you could remember what made you think that you should ever play this song in public.

1. Creed
"Can you take me high-ahh?!?" How about we take you over to Eddy Vedder's house so you can return his voice. Then we'll swing by Bono's and you can drop off the rock and roll messiah complex you borrowed back in the mid 90's. Then we'll see if 80's heavy metal prog rock is home because I think he probably would like to have his guitar riffs back.

Joe and Josie Haack said...

1. Hootie and the blowfish

2. Alanis Morrisette

3. Matchbox 20

Anonymous said...

3) Goo Goo Dolls: Puh-lease cheesedicks. Enough already. More Aqua-Net in that lead singer dude's hair than 80's era Motley Crue combined.

2) Foreigner: Blinded by the light or not (and perhaps wrapped up with 'a douche'???) these guys just blow.

1)Queen: Has there ever been a more overated underhated band?? While Freddy Mercury did have some cool leather 'hot-pants,' it was really the dudes in the audience he was trying to entice. (Not that here is anything wrong with that.) Most anoying song?? So many to choose from, but my favorite worst is We Are The Champions

Gettinger said...

Back in the early 90's, I saw 3 of the worst groups of the era all on the same stage!
1. Warrant
2. Firehouse
3. Trixter
...and I lived to tell about it.