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fostering a spirit of furious indifference
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What's up, Funkymegachurch?
If we were Funkymegachurch we'd charge six bucks for a sermon!
It's coming! It's like back in the day when I would hustle "Pop Rocks" on the playground; yes, the stuff that killed Mikey when he downed it with a Pepsie. I would have a Drs, dentist appointment or any other reason to get out of school for a little bit. I would behave during my appointment, my mom would bring me by "Grandma's Kitchen", and I would load up on "Pop Rocks" @ a dime. In hind sight, I was calling them dime bags long before I knew anything. Well, one day Matt Moore and Greg Brosch are vying for last bag. Bidding was up to $.75 a bag and then it happened. Greg, out of money, sucker punched Matt, and it was on. Kids started wearing different colors to school, claiming the teatherball court was their turf while others owned the monkey bars. It got ugly. I was sent down to the office, which I believe began my anti-Statist mentality, because I got in trouble for not having a "license". Gloria Reefer (yup, Reefer) threatened to call the police on me. Anyway, I always handed out the first bag free, because I knew the prophets would be there in the long-run. The key is getting them hooked.
HAHA! FP had me thinking religion and I confused "prophets" with "profits".
Dear readers, I don't have any idea what KDNY is talking about, either.
I want to see a sermon about God's bouncy ball.
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