I want to roll like you. Hook me up with the gmail style. I better join now while they're in beta so I can scoff at gmail when it goes mainstream and act cooler than the people who are just discovering it.
Just to stay ahead of the curve, when people are like "Aren't you on Gmail anymore?" We'll be all, "Dude. Whatever". And they'll be like "Well what do you use?" (Because they'll know we are cooler than them and they'll want to know what they should be using). And we'll be all "Smoke signals". And they'll be like "Smoke signals? Is that by Linux or something?" And we'll laugh under our breath, smirking as we exchange glances and say "No, dude. It's smoke signals. Like with fire. And blankets. It's gonna be huge". And we'll communicate with only smoke signals. Which will make it hard to send files, but will mark us as impossibly cool and hip. That will keep people on thier toes.
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I want to roll like you. Hook me up with the gmail style. I better join now while they're in beta so I can scoff at gmail when it goes mainstream and act cooler than the people who are just discovering it.
Just to stay ahead of the curve, when people are like "Aren't you on Gmail anymore?" We'll be all, "Dude. Whatever". And they'll be like "Well what do you use?" (Because they'll know we are cooler than them and they'll want to know what they should be using). And we'll be all "Smoke signals". And they'll be like "Smoke signals? Is that by Linux or something?" And we'll laugh under our breath, smirking as we exchange glances and say "No, dude. It's smoke signals. Like with fire. And blankets. It's gonna be huge". And we'll communicate with only smoke signals. Which will make it hard to send files, but will mark us as impossibly cool and hip. That will keep people on thier toes.
Look out your window. I just set my fax machine on fire. This is gonna be cool.
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