12.4.05

Helpful Christian assists Funky Presbyterian in development of humility.

While eating lunch today (I'll not say with whom), these words were spoken to me in the presence of my peers:

"Who wants a short, fat, bald pastor?"

Thank you. Thank you very much. (Now, who wants a doc marten in the adam's apple?)

2 comments:

Greg said...

Funky Presbyterian does not condone violence. (But sometimes he wishes he did).

Anonymous said...

Well, to answer this nameless individuals rhetorical question, according to Google, at least 19,000 people.