While at the world famous headquarters of TBN in Southern California, my friend Jason and I happened upon this beautiful (read shlocky) painting of an angelic being adorning the interior walls of a particular room. After some brief analysis we determined that the angel appears to be flashing some kind of secret gang hand signal. So we are seen here with the angel, flashing our gang signs. Well, I'm flashing a pretend gang sign and Jason... Jason appears to be in pain. but nontheless, we are confident that we have discovered some DiVinci Code-like connection between TBN and Orange County street gangs. More to come as the story develops.
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Funny you say that, 2gorgeouskids, I thought the same exact thing when I saw that. Maybe Jason can clear things up for us?!
By the way, it was very helpful when I was watching that very special and memorable TBN show, to be able to find them quickly in the audience, by their contrasting hairstyles.
So they broadcast sitting in $5000 thrones but the halls are decorated with $5 tapestries?
LFH,
You should have seen how this place was decorated. it was unbe-freakin'-lievable. Gold shiny stuff everywhere and paintings of angels and cherubs and it was just nutty. Goofy. Gawdy. They were able to violate standards of historical accuracy, artistic sensibility, theological orthodoxy, and plain old human decency all at the same time with some of this stuff. You'd love it. We'll have to go sometime.
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